Log ur streaks, get ur stats and rise to the top of the leaderboard where everyone's full of it.
yeah we herd about the shhh u get up to
log ur poopies, rise to the top and get a TikTok & Instagram shoutout on in ur honor. plus we won't exploit ur trauma for views on national television.
pick whatever name u godamn want and join iconic poopers like Princess Diana, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, and d!ldoswaggins.
weekly charts. monthly trends. lifetime totals. like that's shh u could use right? like that's a thing people care about? like for ur shhht. i mean u could do that.
like u just hit a button and das it
u have a god-given right to poop and don't let anyone one tell u different
das it and we're one step closer to a world where no poops go untracked
★★★★★ across the board.
"poopie tracker taught me that i should always be my true self. and if that doesn't work...well at least we'll know what the problem is."
"Finally, an app that proves whoever's reading this is a raging homo. Thank you poopie tracker."
"i went peepee in my poopoo pants."
cus ur a stupid little gay boy